Meme Relapse (My One And Only Poll)

I usually have a ban in my own diary on the sort of polls and quizzes that everyone else has on theirs, but vanity and curiosity about who reads these entries (and why) have meant I just can't resist this one. Please forgive me.

This will be my one and only "poll" ever, I promise. I'll list it as a <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/memories.bml?user=dickon_edwards">LJ Memory</a> and will check it sporadically in the future for any new or revised comments.

Fill in the blanks. Post anonymously if you like. I'm not checking IP addresses or anything like that.

I ____ Dickon.
Dickon is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Dickon, I would _______.
I think Dickon should _____.
Dickon needs ______.
I want to _________ Dickon.

Do your worst.


break