Kylie Lyrics Corner

Last night's "Four To The Floor" night was great fun.

At one point during his Prince set, Mr Price held up a sign saying "PRINCE INVENTED TEXT MESSAGING."

A thought occurred to me while Ms Minogue's "Step Back In Time" was played. It's a hit from about 1990, when she was with Messrs Stock Aiken and Waterman. Mr Waterman always boasted about having "Woolworths Ears". By this he claimed to know the secret of writing pop lyrics that appeal to small children, who were Ms Minogue's sole target market at the time.

On this occasion, though, he seemed to forget himself:

Kylie: (sings) <i>Do you remember the O-Jays?</i>
Small children: No.


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