{"id":999,"date":"2008-10-21T01:56:54","date_gmt":"2008-10-21T00:56:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/diary\/?p=999"},"modified":"2008-10-21T02:17:02","modified_gmt":"2008-10-21T01:17:02","slug":"dickonwhack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/dickonwhack\/","title":{"rendered":"Dickonwhack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Looking at the previous entry, I&#8217;m now wondering if I&#8217;ve used the phrase &#8216;fetchingly epicene&#8217; before.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, I&#8217;m wondering if\u00c2\u00a0<em>anyone <\/em>has used the phrase &#8216;fetchingly epicene&#8217; before? On the Internet, at any rate. If so, I may have to marry them.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>(goes to Google&#8230; deep breath&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 3px solid black;\" src=\"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/images\/epicene.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"119\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s pathetic of me, I know. But as I go to bed &#8211; with no fetchingly epicene bedfellow in sight &#8211; it&#8217;s things like this that help my day feel, well, vaguely worthwhile. Just about. In lieu of anything else.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Still, if you can&#8217;t add new phrases to the world &#8211; ones that spring accidentally, unbidden, directly and unselfconsciously from the heart &#8211; what else is writing for?\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a nice photo of myself and the Teaists at the Wallace Collection last Saturday. Courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mccookerybook.com\/blog\/\">Helen McCookerybook<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Left to right: Tallulah, Tobias, DE. I appear to be posing for the side of a coin.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ee; text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/wallace3.jpg\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/wallace3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1000\" title=\"wallace3\" src=\"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/wallace3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/wallace3.jpg 4000w, https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/wallace3-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looking at the previous entry, I&#8217;m now wondering if I&#8217;ve used the phrase &#8216;fetchingly epicene&#8217; before. Actually, I&#8217;m wondering if\u00c2\u00a0anyone has used the phrase &#8216;fetchingly epicene&#8217; before? On the Internet, at any rate. If so, I may have to marry them.\u00c2\u00a0 (goes to Google&#8230; deep breath&#8230;) It&#8217;s pathetic of me, I know. But as I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[63,54,55,62],"class_list":["post-999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-photos-of-de","tag-teaists","tag-wallace-collection","tag-what-i-bring-to-the-party"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}