{"id":983,"date":"2008-08-28T18:21:47","date_gmt":"2008-08-28T17:21:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/diary\/?p=983"},"modified":"2008-08-29T07:55:56","modified_gmt":"2008-08-29T06:55:56","slug":"die-bungling-gnat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/die-bungling-gnat\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Die, Bungling Gnat!!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I like this diary to do impersonations of a normal blog. If only to get some of the internetty things I like out of my system.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This is my favourite comic book cover of the moment, even if Mr Barack&#8217;s tie <em>is<\/em> too short:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/graphics8.nytimes.com\/images\/blogs\/themoment\/posts\/savagedragonobama.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"286\" height=\"419\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/themoment.blogs.nytimes.com\/2008\/08\/14\/geek-beat-savage-love\/\">the New York Times<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>I like it almost as much as this 70s Jack Kirby number. Have I mentioned this before? Now&#8217;s the time, then:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coverbrowser.com\/image\/kamandi\/23-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"286\" height=\"417\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The more I look at this cover, the more I think about it, the happier it makes me.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Die, bungling gnat!!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>TWO exclamation marks, too.<\/p>\n<p>The phrase itself &#8211; coming from a human villain &#8211; would be pleasure enough. That it has to come from a talking killer whale, pausing to dispatch the human hero, and choosing <em>those<\/em> words, is just&#8230; oh&#8230; <em>heaven<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Then there&#8217;s the caption above the title:<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Men have killed for fish before&#8230; But these men were <em>trained<\/em> by them!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Men! Fish! Blond hair! Muscles! Double exclamation marks!<\/p>\n<p>There is a point to this apparent randomness. Lately, I&#8217;ve been moping about with the usual despondancy, which led to my moping about on the Net reading message boards about depression. I&#8217;ve thus found myself forking out for the latest faddy herbal happy pill. To wit: 5-HTP. Not the world&#8217;s most catchy, natural-sounding title, I know. Holland and Barrett stock it at \u00a315 a jar, which rather rendered me more depressed (not to say feeling gullible) than I was before I made the purchase, but there you go. If they do Sort Me Out, however, I&#8217;ll happily sing 5-HTP&#8217;s praises from the hills. I&#8217;ll give them a month.<\/p>\n<p>But today, my thoughts are: medication, schmedication. The Kirby killer whale is prescription enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I like this diary to do impersonations of a normal blog. If only to get some of the internetty things I like out of my system. So&#8230; This is my favourite comic book cover of the moment, even if Mr Barack&#8217;s tie is too short: (via the New York Times). I like it almost [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=983"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}