{"id":98,"date":"2003-02-23T21:45:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-23T21:45:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T23:00:00","slug":"luke-a-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/luke-a-like\/","title":{"rendered":"Luke-a-like?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At Stay Beautiful last night, a stranger buttonholes me.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I just wanted to say you look like&#8230;&quot;<\/p>\n<p>(Place your bets now, dear reader!)<\/p>\n<p>&quot;&#8230;Luke Haines.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&lt;img src=&quot;http:\/\/www.fosca.com\/lukehaines.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;\/img&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Much as I admire Mr Haines&apos; numerous musical incarnations, I am aghast at this physical comparison, and am compelled to leave the club at once in a state of pronounced mortification.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At Stay Beautiful last night, a stranger buttonholes me. &quot;I just wanted to say you look like&#8230;&quot; (Place your bets now, dear reader!) &quot;&#8230;Luke Haines.&quot; &lt;img src=&quot;http:\/\/www.fosca.com\/lukehaines.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;\/img&gt; Much as I admire Mr Haines&apos; numerous musical incarnations, I am aghast at this physical comparison, and am compelled to leave the club at once in a state [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}