{"id":924,"date":"2008-06-28T06:31:32","date_gmt":"2008-06-28T05:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/diary\/?p=924"},"modified":"2008-07-15T13:30:38","modified_gmt":"2008-07-15T12:30:38","slug":"an-upstaging-ending","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/an-upstaging-ending\/","title":{"rendered":"An Upstaging Ending"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thursday, early afternoon: I&#8217;m spending a few hours trying to update the three-year-old DE website gallery with the fruits of more recent shoots by Phoebe Allen (2008) and Gillian Kirby (2007). For each photo I have to make a thumbnail for the menu, which links to a medium-sized version for the website, which in turn links to the full high-res version for magazines to use. Very much a teeth-pulling learning process for me, and terms like &#8216;PHP&#8217; still make me boggle blankly with technophobic incomprehension (if indeed it&#8217;s possible to boggle blankly).<\/p>\n<p>As soon as I upload the first high-res photo into WordPress&#8217;s new Media Thingy, the site throws a fit and goes down. It&#8217;s back up within minutes, but in those minutes Lawrence G phones to invite me out. So I take the Universe&#8217;s hint, admit defeat, and escape into town. The photos will just have to wait.<\/p>\n<p>I spend an entirely pleasant Thursday afternoon with the lovely Mr G and his equally lovely Russian fiancee Mr Fyodor, taking the river boat to the Tate Britain, where we gawp at the gigantic Burne-Jones &#8216;Death Of Arthur&#8217;, newly on loan. Mr G and Mr F got engaged via that Jules Verne-esque installation which lived on the South Bank recently: a huge and pretty two-way mute videophone connecting London and New York. Lawrence used cue cards.<\/p>\n<p>In the evening, I DJ at Club D&#8217;Amour, in a venue called Volupte, off Chancery Lane. I follow on from Tricity Vogue and her band &#8211; and her opera glove action &#8211; who do a jazz-swing set featuring versions of &#8216;Trust In Me&#8217; (from The Jungle Book), &#8216;Sweet Dreams&#8217; (as in the Eurythmics song) and &#8216;Club Tropicana&#8217; (as in Wham).<\/p>\n<p>As I walk back to the tube &#8211; joined briefly by Lawrence, Fyodor and their young friends &#8211; when my mobile rings. Would I like to accompany Mr MacGowan to New York, and could I do so in the morning&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>Now it&#8217;s Friday evening. I&#8217;m typing this in my room at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel, NYC.<\/p>\n<p>The Chrysler Building is outside my window. So, New York is real after all.<\/p>\n<p>Back by Weds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thursday, early afternoon: I&#8217;m spending a few hours trying to update the three-year-old DE website gallery with the fruits of more recent shoots by Phoebe Allen (2008) and Gillian Kirby (2007). For each photo I have to make a thumbnail for the menu, which links to a medium-sized version for the website, which in turn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=924"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}