{"id":832,"date":"2007-11-29T23:44:24","date_gmt":"2007-11-29T22:44:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/ill-be-your-drunken-mirror\/"},"modified":"2007-11-30T11:55:52","modified_gmt":"2007-11-30T10:55:52","slug":"ill-be-your-drunken-mirror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/ill-be-your-drunken-mirror\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll Be Your (Drunken) Mirror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i72.photobucket.com\/albums\/i189\/dickonedwards\/IMG_1126.jpg\" height=\"480\" width=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p>An attempt to take an arty photo in the hotel room mirror, after a party at the outrageously ornate Stockholm Governor&#8217;s Palace.<\/p>\n<p>Hair, lips, suit.  Everything else differs according to the viewer.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.statensfastighetsverk.se\/cms\/sfv\/vara_fastigheter\/sverige\/ab_stockholms_lan\/tessinska_palatset.html\">Tessin Palace<\/a> is rather&#8230; what&#8217;s the word? Palatial. Painted ceilings and panelled walls dating back centuries. Pricelessly beautiful clocks, portraits of bewigged nobles,  antique chez lounges  in every endless room.  Trompe l&#8217;oeil canopies above a mini-maze in the courtyard.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;The law requires me to live in this palace,&#8217; Governor <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Per_Unckel\">Per Unckel<\/a> says in his speech to the Poetry Festival people. &#8216;It is not a law I have much difficulty complying with.&#8217; But he says this in a genuinely abashed way rather than boastful. I rather like him.<\/p>\n<p>For some arcane reason, I spend most of the dinner discussing the work of the band The Fall, plus explaining the meaning of the English phrase &#8216;blotting your copybook&#8217;, of all things. The idea that artists are not allowed to do anything at all once they&#8217;ve created a perfect work. The apparent pointlessness of Orson Welles&#8217;s other films, after he&#8217;d made the greatest film ever made. Paul McCartney unlikely to play a concert without some number from the band he was in over four decades ago. That Joseph Heller quote about not doing anything as good as &#8216;Catch 22&#8217; (&#8216;Yes&#8230; but neither has anyone else.&#8217;) Compare to Ray Davies:<\/p>\n<p>Rude hack interviewing the Kinks frontman about a recent tour: How can you bear to crank out &#8216;You Really Got Me&#8217; or &#8216;Waterloo Sunset&#8217; for the millionth time?<\/p>\n<p>Ray Davies: That&#8217;s like asking an actor if he ever gets tired of Shakespeare.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the way to do it.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>I speak to a local poet, <a href=\"http:\/\/sv.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sofia_Stenstr%C3%B6m\">Sofia Stenstr\u00c3\u00b6m<\/a>, born and raised and living all her life in the city. She says this is the first time she&#8217;s been inside the historic palace. And I remember how I&#8217;ve still never been inside Buckingham Palace.<\/p>\n<p>Discussed with Niklas and Ylva about how so many Swedish pop acts write and sing their songs in English. From Abba onwards. How often is the complement repaid, I ask? Which UK acts have recorded songs in Swedish?<\/p>\n<p>Robyn Hitchcock did one. In addition to predicting a Swedish pop star via the spelling of his name. The Stranglers, too. Big in Sweden, they did a Swedish number. Any more? Do email in.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve hereby sworn to record a new song in Swedish myself. It&#8217;s the least an English artist invited to Sweden more than a few times can do.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Niklas says I should have called the previous entry &#8216;Dickyn&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Did another national TV interview this morning. Spoke about dandyism as decadence  (cue the absinthe) and dandyism versus decadence, by way of Baudelaire&#8217;s great <em>ecrivain-dandy<\/em> quote (&#8216;Dandyism is the last spark of heroism amidst decadence&#8217;). Considered various latter-day media definitions of  decadence. From Facebook photos of drunken girls in the Daily Mail, to the New Burlesque club scene. Point me at a TV camera, and I&#8217;ll connect Tallulah Bankhead to Amy Winehouse at the drop of a post-modern trilby.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Are you a tragic figure?&#8217; was one question.<\/p>\n<p>Inescapably, I said. But the hours are good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An attempt to take an arty photo in the hotel room mirror, after a party at the outrageously ornate Stockholm Governor&#8217;s Palace. Hair, lips, suit. Everything else differs according to the viewer. The Tessin Palace is rather&#8230; what&#8217;s the word? Palatial. Painted ceilings and panelled walls dating back centuries. 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