{"id":77,"date":"2002-12-20T13:46:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-20T13:46:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2006-03-03T14:44:31","modified_gmt":"2006-03-03T13:44:31","slug":"dormant-human-volcano-corner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/dormant-human-volcano-corner\/","title":{"rendered":"Dormant Human Volcano Corner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&apos;m currently reading &quot;The Smiths &#8211; Songs That Changed Your Life&quot; by Simon Goddard. It&apos;s a real anorak affair, providing all the minutiae details and anecdotes behind every recording by the band. Which suits me fine. <\/p>\n<p>However, I could well do without the author&apos;s apparent insistence on imposing his own descriptions of the records upon the reader. Particularly when they&apos;re like this, from the section on &quot;Hand In Glove&quot;:<\/p>\n<p><i>&quot;&#8230;[Morrissey&apos;s] inimitable voice trembling upon each syllable with the force of a dormant human volcano suddenly erupting in a white-hot supernova of embryonic passion.&quot;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>That&apos;s surely a contender for some kind of award, akin to those Bad Sex awards. Purplest Prose Awards? Dancing Badly About Architecture Awards?  <\/p>\n<p>Bad writing aside, it&apos;s also entirely redundant, as the book&apos;s target market is, by definition, Smiths obsessives. All of whom I can imagine reading the book, then rising as one and addressing Mr Goddard: <\/p>\n<p>&quot;You don&apos;t have to TELL us what the songs sound like. We KNOW what the songs sound like. We are SMITHS FANS. DO YOU SEE?&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&apos;m currently reading &quot;The Smiths &#8211; Songs That Changed Your Life&quot; by Simon Goddard. It&apos;s a real anorak affair, providing all the minutiae details and anecdotes behind every recording by the band. Which suits me fine. However, I could well do without the author&apos;s apparent insistence on imposing his own descriptions of the records upon [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}