{"id":734,"date":"2007-06-29T19:19:30","date_gmt":"2007-06-29T18:19:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/my-lord-and-master\/"},"modified":"2007-06-29T19:19:30","modified_gmt":"2007-06-29T18:19:30","slug":"my-lord-and-master","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/my-lord-and-master\/","title":{"rendered":"My Lord And Master"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I realise posting photos of cats on the Internet is rather the stuff of other blogs, and probably what you don&#8217;t come here for, Dear Reader. But I couldn&#8217;t resist. And I wanted to see if my camera was still working.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i72.photobucket.com\/albums\/i189\/dickonedwards\/sevig.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is Sevig. His name is Armenian. I&#8217;m told it means &#8216;small black thing&#8217;. When I heard this, I also shamefacedly admitted that I couldn&#8217;t point to Armenia on a map. But I can now. There it is, between Turkey, Georgia and Iran.\u00c2\u00a0 Its capital is Yerevan. I shall remember that by thinking of the time I once recognised Evan Dando of the Lemonheads\u00c2\u00a0 at the Reading Festival.<\/p>\n<p>Me: You&#8217;re Evan.<\/p>\n<p>Mr Sevig is my lord and master here in this Upper Holloway flat for the next seven days. He wants to sit on my lap, but I&#8217;m worried about his claws damaging my suits. Sorry, Mr Sevig.<\/p>\n<p>Still, I&#8217;m careful to ensure he gets all the food and water he usually has, plus a few treats such as catnip and spoonfuls of Dairylea cream cheese (his favourite, it seems) to help compensate for suddenly having to deal with me and my cat-shunning suits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I realise posting photos of cats on the Internet is rather the stuff of other blogs, and probably what you don&#8217;t come here for, Dear Reader. But I couldn&#8217;t resist. And I wanted to see if my camera was still working. This is Sevig. His name is Armenian. I&#8217;m told it means &#8216;small black thing&#8217;. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}