{"id":689,"date":"2007-05-14T13:50:34","date_gmt":"2007-05-14T12:50:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/cufflinks-and-intentions\/"},"modified":"2007-05-14T14:38:50","modified_gmt":"2007-05-14T13:38:50","slug":"cufflinks-and-intentions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/cufflinks-and-intentions\/","title":{"rendered":"Cufflinks and Intentions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A drizzly Monday. So I write about something else that happened on the sunnier Saturday.<\/p>\n<p>Saturday: I visit the V &amp; A Museum. Utterly packed, particularly the cafe. With permission from the staff, I stick my head in the Members Room, to see what it&#8217;s like. Its door is hidden on the top floor, in the wall of mirrors to one side of the Glass Room. The Members Room itself is large and comfortable, with a small manned cafe, second level of desks, lots of books and art magazines and sofas. And barely three people in there. However, as the V&amp;A is an old building,  it&#8217;s also a bit stuffy, the only air conditioning on this warm day being an open window. Am in two minds as to whether I should join, at \u00a340 per year. I do want to visit the Surrealism and Kylie exhibitions, plus the forthcoming Lee Miller show, and joining up would mean I could just pop in to these shows without queuing, and probably save money in the long run.  But I&#8217;m also trying hard not to spend money full stop.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve already joined the Tate as a member, a present from my parents. The Tate Modern Members&#8217; Room has amazing views of the London skyline, and some people actually sunbathe on the Room&#8217;s south-facing terrace. Going to an art gallery to sunbathe is perhaps an unlikely pastime. But people do it. Not today, though.<\/p>\n<p>The Gilbert &amp; George show is very up my street, of course. I even dress like them. The Tate shop includes G&amp;G cufflinks.<\/p>\n<p>Some emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>I am one of those people who thought Fosca were coming to play in Milan&#8230; Is the concert on, at all?<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I guess not. Sorry. The promoter asked us, we agreed, then they just stopped replying to my emails.<\/p>\n<p>This has happened before. The trouble is, the people who book us are often just fans having a go at being promoters, rather than professional promoters. So it&#8217;s all on the hobbyist, amateur level. Which has its benefits, but we&#8217;ve had our share of being let down and feeling a bit used. Their intentions were good enough: they just let their enthusiasm get away with them, forgot about the promises made, and hoped we&#8217;d sort ourselves out somehow.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s been times when we&#8217;ve been left outside venues long after closing, alone and vulnerable on the street of a strange city with our heavy and expensive instruments, wondering what&#8217;s happened to our promised accommodation and transport. And then it starts to rain.<\/p>\n<p>I once heard of a Swedish indie band being treated in a similarly shabby fashion by an amateur London promoter, who vanished into the night. The sound man, of all people, let them all stay at his house. When I next saw the engineer in question, I commended his actions.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Very noble of you,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh&#8230; not really,&#8221; he replied, pulling a sheepish smile. &#8220;I wanted to sleep with the drummer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Whether he succeeded in this intention or not, he didn&#8217;t say.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>I saw the pic of your hair on Easter Monday and I was fearing you might be becoming a hippy.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It <em>was<\/em> getting rather long. But no, it&#8217;s now freshly shorn and freshly bleached once more. I spent a couple of days between the cutting and the bleaching looking like a badger assassin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A drizzly Monday. So I write about something else that happened on the sunnier Saturday. Saturday: I visit the V &amp; A Museum. Utterly packed, particularly the cafe. With permission from the staff, I stick my head in the Members Room, to see what it&#8217;s like. 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