{"id":643,"date":"2007-03-07T04:19:53","date_gmt":"2007-03-07T03:19:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/643\/"},"modified":"2007-03-07T12:36:39","modified_gmt":"2007-03-07T11:36:39","slug":"643","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/643\/","title":{"rendered":"The Uncommon Reader, The Unavailable Album"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alan Bennett&#8217;s just sprung a brand new story on the world, published exclusively in the current issue of the <em>London Review Of Books<\/em>. Doubtless it&#8217;ll later emerge as a little Profile Books volume, BBC audiobook, Radio 4 serialisation, and eventually end up in some anthology, as Mr B&#8217;s work is as repackaged and reissued as, oh, The Beatles. He has a pretty unique position as an intellectually rated author who can also take on the Harry Potters and the <em>Da Vinci Code<\/em>s in the bestseller charts.<\/p>\n<p>His new story is called <em>The Uncommon Reader<\/em>, and muses on The Queen becoming an avid bookworm in recent years, a move which upsets her staff and Government. Rather timely given the success of the Helen Mirren film, though Mr Bennett has put words into HMQ&#8217;s mouth before, in <em>A Question Of Attribution<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>In both cases, the Monarch is the heroine, and is as sharp and as witty as a Noel Coward character. Is it patronising to make The Queen wittier and funnier than she could possibly be in real life? Than <em>anyone<\/em> could possibly be in real life?<\/p>\n<p>Alan Bennett&#8217;s tale asks, what if The Queen suddenly stopped exchanging small talk with local dignitaries on all those visits, and started discussing Proust or Jean Genet with them. I do wonder if the real Queen will read it, and what she will make of it, just as I wonder what she makes of the Mirren film. The Palace is reportedly keen to set up some official reception to meet Dame M post-Oscars, so presumably she approves of the latter. But what about a tale where it&#8217;s implied Elizabeth R lacks a strong, individual voice and needs to become better-read in order to find it? Well, it&#8217;s certainly an interesting idea, and beautifully told. The story also features the London Library, which I&#8217;ve joined as of today.<\/p>\n<p>An email from an Orlando fan:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I&#8217;ve just been hearing part of Blueboy&#8217;s <em>Unisex<\/em> album&#8230;  I always consider that to be a kind of brother\/sister album to Orlando&#8217;s<em> Passive Soul<\/em>, although I&#8217;d concede that any similarities are lyrical rather than musical.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s interesting. I&#8217;ve certainly been a gushing fan of the band Blueboy (once of Sarah Records), and occasionally even find myself idly picking out their song <em>Popkiss<\/em> on the guitar. I&#8217;ve never sat down to write a Blueboy-esque song, but it&#8217;s fair to say their lyrical influences cross over with mine. The usual suspects.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I promised an old friend that I&#8217;d find her a copy of <em>Passive Soul <\/em>one day, without her having to pay silly money&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/gp\/offer-listing\/B000024U3S\/ref=dp_olp_1\/203-0170059-5327157?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1173193909&amp;sr=8-1\">What I found on www.amazon.co.uk<\/a> rather skewed my idea of things. There are two copies for sale, and the asking prices aren&#8217;t quite as daft as I&#8217;ve seen, but they&#8217;re still above what most people would call remotely sensible.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Indeed. And &#8216;Orlando (Artist)&#8221; indeed.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Given that there seem to be so few copies of <em>Passive Soul<\/em> in existence, wouldn&#8217;t it have been fun to hand-number them all, like art prints? With the tenth anniversary of the album&#8217;s release this year, how about your offering to hand-number copies for anyone prepared to send theirs to you?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Not my sort of wheeze, but I appreciate your appreciation. I remember some Belle And Sebastian fans once set up an online register of all 1000 copies of &#8216;Tigermilk&#8217; in its original pressing, but there&#8217;s more to life than numbering things and making lists, isn&#8217;t there? Don&#8217;t tell Channel 4. Or any of the more bearded music magazines.<\/p>\n<p>As for procuring a copy of <em>Passive Soul<\/em>  at a less silly price, all I can suggest is to write to Warners UK and ask them very nicely to re-issue it or license it to a re-issue label, pointing out the price it goes for as a rare CD. I suppose it can&#8217;t do any harm. Extreme optimism has a certain beauty, doesn&#8217;t it? I say that as a Green Party member.<\/p>\n<p>Orlando&#8217;s <em>Passive Soul<\/em> album. Ten years on.<\/p>\n<p>No, I can&#8217;t really feel anything about that. Like birthdays, you don&#8217;t feel it, you&#8217;re just told it. But I&#8217;m glad the album is being listened to in 2007, or even thought about being listened to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan Bennett&#8217;s just sprung a brand new story on the world, published exclusively in the current issue of the London Review Of Books. 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