{"id":63,"date":"2002-11-14T19:02:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-14T19:02:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T23:00:00","slug":"nme-new-low-corner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/nme-new-low-corner\/","title":{"rendered":"NME New Low Corner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week&apos;s NME bumps Jarvis Cocker from the front cover in favour of The Strokes. I know this because the Pulp info mailing list said &quot;look out for Jarvis on the cover of NME this week.&quot;  &lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/talkread.bml?journal=dickon_edwards&amp;itemid=17220&amp;thread=84804#t84804&quot;&gt;[Since writing this entry, it transpires the mailing list made a mistake, and Pulp were never planned for the cover. See these comments.]&lt;\/a&gt;<\/p>\n<p>As Pulp are releasing their Hits album and calling it a day (for now), you&apos;d have thought that would warrant some attention. But instead the Cocker interview is tucked away inside, at a page and a half, most of which is taken up by a photo. The piece isn&apos;t even referred to on the cover at ALL.<\/p>\n<p>The Strokes cover story, meanwhile,  is a three page &quot;news&quot; article by Steve Sutherland. The news? The Strokes play a gig in LA and go down quite well. They haven&apos;t even got a new record out. <\/p>\n<p>Sample text: &quot;[A bunch of Strokes fans]&#8230; look so like a band, if you were in A&amp;R you&apos;d sign them on the spot and worry about songs and record sales and shit like that later.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>And:<br \/>\n&quot; &apos;Dr Julian says get fucked up!&apos; Sounds cool. Let&apos;s get to it!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>And:<br \/>\n&quot;Join us at the Whiskey later, and provided you&apos;re down with a chick on the guestlist&#8230;&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Without a hint of irony anywhere. The piece is deeply embarrassing to read. <\/p>\n<p>Just how old is Steve Sutherland? <\/p>\n<p>I recall he was once a champion of Orange Juice in the 80s, that famously anti-rockist band. A band who, like Jarvis Cocker, had a little bit more to say than how great it is to get fucked up and rilly rilly out of it, maaaan. <\/p>\n<p>NME is now officially Darwin&apos;s Waiting Room.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week&apos;s NME bumps Jarvis Cocker from the front cover in favour of The Strokes. I know this because the Pulp info mailing list said &quot;look out for Jarvis on the cover of NME this week.&quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/talkread.bml?journal=dickon_edwards&amp;itemid=17220&amp;thread=84804#t84804&quot;&gt;[Since writing this entry, it transpires the mailing list made a mistake, and Pulp were never planned for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}