{"id":569,"date":"2006-09-22T13:42:43","date_gmt":"2006-09-22T12:42:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/renowned-curating\/"},"modified":"2006-09-24T14:40:54","modified_gmt":"2006-09-24T13:40:54","slug":"renowned-curating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/renowned-curating\/","title":{"rendered":"Renowned Curating"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Says Mr R sadly, about a French girl he was chatting to: &#8220;I thought we were hitting it off. But I now realise she wasn&#8217;t flirting with me. She was just being French.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Spend two nights in a row DJ-ing at the Boogaloo. The first is a last-minute booking for a private function. It&#8217;s something to do with a design company. Or possibly a design magazine. I don&#8217;t ask questions, not even when the event involves a transparent holiday caravan being parked on the pavement outside. <\/p>\n<p>Shane MacGowan DJs with me, and his set includes Irish folk numbers such as &#8216;Barnyards Of Delgaty&#8217; by the Clancy Brothers, played next to &#8216;Tommy Gun&#8217; by The Clash. Which is pretty much Shane MacGowan in a nutshell. He also spins two versions of a couple of songs, in a sort of compare-and-contrast way. One is &#8216;Beyond The Sea&#8217; by Bobby Darin, preceded by the original French version, &#8216;La Mer&#8217; by Charles Trenet. Less known, at least to me, is &#8216;Stranded In The Jungle&#8217; by The Cadets, a curious novelty hit from the 50s that cuts back and forth from a scene in the said jungle &#8211; an encounter with cannibals, naturally &#8211; to a swinging doo-wop party in the US. Mr MacG also plays a version of this by The New York Dolls.<\/p>\n<p>The next evening is The Beautiful &#038; Damned, which goes smoothly enough. Films shown: &#8216;The Eagle&#8217; (Rudolph Valentino) and &#8216;Sunrise&#8217;. When I started the club, we had terrible problems with records being jogged by vibrations of the Charleston-esque dancing, but this no longer happens. The Boogaloo managers have invested in one of those proper CD decks for DJs with a mixing desk built in. Plus my laptop playing mp3s is all non-moving parts, so one can violently shake the table and the music isn&#8217;t affected in the slightest. <\/p>\n<p>I put up a few photocopies around the venue, taken from library books on Garbo and other 20s &#038; 30s film stars. One of which, Anita Loos, turns out to be a screenwriter and novelist &#8211; best known for &#8216;Gentlemen Prefer Blondes&#8217;. I am mesmerised by her hairdo: the kind of scruffy bob more associated with London 2006 than Hollywood 1932. I&#8217;ve said before that all good authors should have hairdos that can be seen from outer space, so I now must read everything she&#8217;s written.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i72.photobucket.com\/albums\/i189\/dickonedwards\/Loos.jpg\"\/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i72.photobucket.com\/albums\/i189\/dickonedwards\/Anita_Loos.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>The British Library has <i>dozens<\/i> of  Garbo biographies &#8211; not bad for someone who banged on about being left alone.<\/p>\n<p>In a silly mood, and recalling that I prefer the term &#8216;curator&#8217; to &#8216;DJ&#8217;, I use the following phrase on the club&#8217;s poster: &#8216;Renowned Curators Dickon Edwards &#038; Miss Red Stagger Through The Vaulted Archway Road&#8230; to present &#8216;The Beautiful And Damned&#8217;.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>This a reference to the much-derided opening line of The Da Vinci Code. It&#8217;s only me who notices, I suspect. But that&#8217;s fine with me.<\/p>\n<p>At Beautiful &#038; Damned, Shane MacG insists I play &#8216;Layla&#8217;. After trying hard to say no to him for some time, I finally play the famous squealing rock section, and skip the lesser-known laid-back piano coda. Which makes His Nibs come up and tell me off. So I play that too, a little later. About five people come up and ask me what it is. They all recognise it from the film &#8216;Goodfellas&#8217;: it&#8217;s the music playing over a montage of gangsters&#8217; bodies being discovered in different locations. A car, a freezer lorry. <\/p>\n<p>The evening ends with just myself and Mr MacG drinking into the small hours, the pub locked up, the staff gone. I doze off on the sofa next to him, awake at about 4.30, and stagger across the road to bed. <\/p>\n<p>I take home a belated birthday present given to me over the decks by Mr Pushaun, who works in films. It is Anna Massey&#8217;s autograph. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Says Mr R sadly, about a French girl he was chatting to: &#8220;I thought we were hitting it off. But I now realise she wasn&#8217;t flirting with me. She was just being French.&#8221; Spend two nights in a row DJ-ing at the Boogaloo. The first is a last-minute booking for a private function. 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