{"id":559,"date":"2006-09-11T15:09:24","date_gmt":"2006-09-11T14:09:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/dispatches-from-the-shoehorn\/"},"modified":"2006-09-11T15:11:47","modified_gmt":"2006-09-11T14:11:47","slug":"dispatches-from-the-shoehorn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/dispatches-from-the-shoehorn\/","title":{"rendered":"Silliness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A: Apparently Lily Allen has a famous dad.<br \/>\nB: Yes. It&#8217;s that comedian man, isn&#8217;t it.<\/p>\n<p>(pause)<\/p>\n<p>B: &#8230; Dave Allen.<br \/>\nA: I think you mean&#8230;<br \/>\nB: I think I mean&#8230;.<br \/>\nA: Woody Allen.<br \/>\nB: Yes.<br \/>\nA: And you know who else has a famous dad too?<br \/>\nB: Who?<br \/>\nA: Peaches Geldof.<br \/>\nB: Really, who&#8217;s her dad, then?<\/p>\n<p>(pause)<\/p>\n<p>A: &#8230; Dave Geldof.<\/p>\n<p>(death all round, frankly)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A: Apparently Lily Allen has a famous dad. B: Yes. It&#8217;s that comedian man, isn&#8217;t it. (pause) B: &#8230; Dave Allen. A: I think you mean&#8230; B: I think I mean&#8230;. A: Woody Allen. B: Yes. A: And you know who else has a famous dad too? B: Who? A: Peaches Geldof. B: Really, who&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}