Rachel Stevenson (who is of Doncaster stock) alerts me to a staff document posted on the website for Doncaster West NHS. It’s a much-requested glossary of South Yorkshire slang compiled from patient consultations, aimed at assisting doctors from other countries. Or indeed, other counties. <\/p>\n
Terms used by patients for menstruation: One phrase that genuinely made me fall off my chair today: <\/p>\n I’ve got fishdocks: I have an odiferous vaginal discharge<\/em><\/p>\n And something directly from Alan Bennett country:<\/p>\n My husband\/partner is good to me: My husband\/partner doesn’t expect sex<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Rachel Stevenson (who is of Doncaster stock) alerts me to a staff document posted on the website for Doncaster West NHS. It’s a much-requested glossary of South Yorkshire slang compiled from patient consultations, aimed at assisting doctors from other countries. Or indeed, other counties. Terms used by patients for menstruation: I’ve got a visitor Got […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nI’ve got a visitor
\nGot me friend
\nHad a show
\nOn my Honda
\nBarnsley’s at home
\nRotherham are at home<\/em><\/p>\n