{"id":433,"date":"2006-01-17T17:54:19","date_gmt":"2006-01-17T16:54:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/433\/"},"modified":"2006-01-17T17:54:47","modified_gmt":"2006-01-17T16:54:47","slug":"a-car-alarm-chirps-in-southwood-avenue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/a-car-alarm-chirps-in-southwood-avenue\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A car alarm chirps in Southwood Avenue.  On for two seconds, off for two seconds, on for two seconds, and so on. Intermittent electric birdsong. It&#8217;s the middle of the afternoon, the car owner presumably at work. It drives me mad. I leave the house and go shopping. <\/p>\n<p>Two hours later, it&#8217;s still chirping away. <\/p>\n<p>Quite why car alarms that <em>don&#8217;t<\/em> shut off automatically after a minute are allowed to exist, I wish I knew. <\/p>\n<p>It chirps on. I feel under seige. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A car alarm chirps in Southwood Avenue. On for two seconds, off for two seconds, on for two seconds, and so on. Intermittent electric birdsong. It&#8217;s the middle of the afternoon, the car owner presumably at work. It drives me mad. I leave the house and go shopping. Two hours later, it&#8217;s still chirping away. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=433"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}