{"id":314,"date":"2005-07-16T13:03:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-16T13:03:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2005-10-29T18:13:54","modified_gmt":"2005-10-29T17:13:54","slug":"314","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/314\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friday &#8211; Perform at Mr Xavior&#8217;s now weekly Hanky Panky Cabaret. I decide to read selections from the eavesdroppings website <a href=\"http:\/\/www.overheardinnewyork.com\" target=\"_blank\">Overheard In New York<\/a>, my flimsy excuse being the editor is a Fosca fan. <\/p>\n<p>Three selections I read out:<\/p>\n<p>St Mark&#8217;s between 1st &#038; A:<br \/>\nGirl: I&#8217;d sleep with a <i>big<\/i> midget.<br \/>\nGuy: A big midget is a normal person.<\/p>\n<p>Toys R U, Times Square:<br \/>\nGirl 1: So when I was in Italy, I went to France.<br \/>\nGirl 2: What did you do there?<br \/>\nGirl 1: I went to the Leaning Tower Of Pisa.<br \/>\nGirl 2: Still Italy.<br \/>\nGirl 1: Really?<br \/>\nGirl 2: Yeah. So what did you do in France?<br \/>\nGirl 1: I guess I didn&#8217;t go to France, then.<\/p>\n<p>91st &amp; Amsterdam:<br \/>\nGirl 1: You know, if you think all songs are sung by a penis, they suddenly become funny.<br \/>\nGirl 2: You are high, you know that?<\/p>\n<p>Then I sing a new number written for the band Scarlet&#8217;s Well (though I don&#8217;t yet know if they&#8217;ll like it), &#8220;Narcissus In The Maze&#8221;. Vamping music by Martin White, lyrics by self. Parts of it are like a Gilbert &amp; Sullivan patter song. Rather proud of the line:<\/p>\n<p><i>If a fop falls in the forest  \/ does he make a sound impression on the trees?<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Finish with a rendition of the Fosca song &#8220;Rude Esperanto&#8221;, self on vocals, Xavior on piano and backing vocals at end. Am also involved in a debate panel, which is a lot of fun. Questions put by the audience include &#8220;Is Cheddar overrated?&#8221; and &#8220;Who will kill you?&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>On the whole, rather enjoy myself and look forward to the next week; I can only get better at this sort of thing. I also use the spot as a writer&#8217;s discipline tool, ordering myself to have a new song ready for the next cabaret. <\/p>\n<p>Have been teetotal this past week due to the dentist&#8217;s antibiotics. Is it a coincidence that I&#8217;ve also been more creative in that week than in the past 18 months? Or recent events emphasising the &#8220;live today, for tomorrow you may die&#8221; sensation? Am considering giving the teetotal thing a try for much longer. Only danger is, as a substitute I&#8217;ve been consuming more caffeine and sugar than usual. This can sometimes be good for a frantic writing pace, but renders onstage performance a little jittery to say the least. <\/p>\n<p>Board a tube for the first time since the bombs last week. As it goes through Kings Cross without stopping, my stomach turns.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friday &#8211; Perform at Mr Xavior&#8217;s now weekly Hanky Panky Cabaret. I decide to read selections from the eavesdroppings website Overheard In New York, my flimsy excuse being the editor is a Fosca fan. Three selections I read out: St Mark&#8217;s between 1st &#038; A: Girl: I&#8217;d sleep with a big midget. Guy: A big [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}