{"id":28,"date":"2002-07-18T16:43:00","date_gmt":"2002-07-18T16:43:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T23:00:00","slug":"great-london-chat-up-lines-384","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/great-london-chat-up-lines-384\/","title":{"rendered":"Great London Chat-Up Lines #384"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tim C recounts a conversation overheard at a bus stop in Camden last night, at about 10pm:<\/p>\n<p>Man: Do you know the comedian Jerry Sadowitz?<\/p>\n<p>Girl:  No<\/p>\n<p>Man: Well that&apos;s him over there.<\/p>\n<p>Girl:  (silence)<\/p>\n<p>Man: You don&apos;t recognize him off the telly?<\/p>\n<p>Girl: No.<\/p>\n<p>Man: He&apos;s on Channel 5.<\/p>\n<p>(Girl gets up from bus stop and moves to the other side).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tim C recounts a conversation overheard at a bus stop in Camden last night, at about 10pm: Man: Do you know the comedian Jerry Sadowitz? Girl: No Man: Well that&apos;s him over there. Girl: (silence) Man: You don&apos;t recognize him off the telly? Girl: No. Man: He&apos;s on Channel 5. (Girl gets up from bus [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}