{"id":2323,"date":"2011-05-22T21:46:08","date_gmt":"2011-05-22T20:46:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/diary\/?p=2323"},"modified":"2011-05-22T21:56:26","modified_gmt":"2011-05-22T20:56:26","slug":"on-being-an-academic-muse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/on-being-an-academic-muse\/","title":{"rendered":"On Being An Academic Muse"},"content":{"rendered":"

Saturday May 21st<\/sup>: I manage to honour three invitations in one evening. First: Sam Carpenter’s birthday drinks at The Constitution pub in Camden (7.30pm-8.15pm), then Charley Stone’s birthday concert at the Silver Bullet venue in Finsbury Park (8.45-9.30pm), before heading to the Phoenix in the West End to be guest DJ at How Does It Feel To Be Loved, where I stay till it ends (10.15pm till 3am).<\/p>\n

Afterwards: I walk all the way from Oxford Circus to Archway. Nearly 4 miles. Partly because I need the exercise, partly because I’m drunk, but also because I like to avoid night buses whenever possible. I feel utterly safe walking the streets of Central and North London in the dead of night. It’s night buses that can be an ordeal.<\/p>\n

Ms Stone’s night \u00c2\u00a0is ‘Charlapalooza’, featuring performances from the Keith TOTP All-Stars, the Deptford Beach Babes and the Abba Stripes, all of whom she plays guitar for. \u00c2\u00a0Her present from David Barnett is a huge poster of her own Rock Family Tree, linking all the bands she’s played in over the years. Fosca is one of them.<\/p>\n

Also at the gig are other London Rock Women of note: Charlotte Hatherley (Ash, Client, solo), Debbie Smith (Echobelly, Curve) Deb Googe \u00c2\u00a0(My Bloody Valentine),and \u00c2\u00a0Jen Denitto: once of Linus, now drumming for the Monochrome Set. \u00c2\u00a0Jen D says I’m directly responsible for her being in the MS, via singer Bid’s other band, Scarlet’s Well.<\/p>\n

I get a vicarious thrill hearing of friends’ gig-going and gig-playing, as if they’re carrying on with All That so that I don’t have to any more<\/em>. \u00c2\u00a0From the reports of the Suede shows this week, to news of my brother Tom, who’s currently touring as guitarist for Adam Ant. \u00c2\u00a0I don’t envy his guitarist success (never feeling like a proper guitarist myself), but I do envy his earning a living from doing something he loves, and travelling too. Particularly Paris. The last time I was in Paris was a Fosca gig in 2001 \u2013 a marvellous floating venue in the Seine. I have a real urge to go again. Here’s hoping a reason to do so presents itself. Or better still, the money to go there presents itself.<\/p>\n

Still not much luck in finding a regular source of income. Offers of work from kind friends keep falling through, from paid blogging to film reviews. I’ve pitched articles to the Guardian<\/em> without even getting a reply, which makes me feel some random self-deluded lunatic. Maybe I am. But at least I’m a well-dressed<\/em> random, self-deluded lunatic.<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

Last Wednesday I was invited to Treadwell’s Bookshop, now in a new location off Tottenham Court Road. The event was the reading of an academic paper by Dr Stephen Alexander, titled ‘Elements Of Gothic Queerness in The Picture of<\/em> Dorian Gray.’ <\/em>Stimulating stuff, reminding me just how rich Wilde’s novel is. You can link it to so much these days: the tragedy of a young man who doesn’t age pops up in Twilight <\/em>and the new\u00c2\u00a0Doctor Who, <\/em>for instance. <\/em>Dr Alexander focussed on the theme of coveting yet resenting objects for their static nature: something that certainly connects with today’s obsession with worshipping the latest version of a must-have gadget. In fact, posters for the original iPad showed\u00c2\u00a0Dorian Gray<\/em> as an example of an e-book to read on it. I’d love to know what made them choose it.<\/p>\n

Not only was I delighted to be invited, but it turned out Dr Alexander – whom I didn’t know until now – actually dedicated<\/em> his paper to me, after my appearance in Eliza Glick’s book Materializing Queer Desire<\/em>.<\/p>\n

I’ve never had an academic paper dedicated to me before. It’s so flattering. And it helps to remind me that I might not <\/em>be the complete \u00c2\u00a0waste of space the Job Centre insists I am.<\/p>\n

Problem is, they’ll say, one can’t earn a living from being a muse.<\/p>\n

Well, unless you’re in Muse.<\/p>\n

My DJ set at HDIF:<\/p>\n

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  1. Stereolab: Peng 33 (Peel session version<\/li>\n
  2. Carole King: I Feel The Earth Move<\/li>\n
  3. The Shangri-Las: Give Him A Great Big Kiss<\/li>\n
  4. Chairmen Of The Board: Give Me Just A Little More Time<\/li>\n
  5. The Wake: Carbrain<\/li>\n
  6. The Chills: Heavenly Pop Hit<\/li>\n
  7. The Siddeleys: You Get What You Deserve<\/li>\n
  8. Dressy Bessy: If You Should Try To Kiss Her<\/li>\n
  9. Camera Obscura: French Navy<\/li>\n
  10. The Smiths: Ask<\/li>\n
  11. Spearmint: Sweeping The Nation<\/li>\n
  12. The Pastels: Coming Through<\/li>\n
  13. Le Tigre: Hot Topic<\/li>\n
  14. Prince: Raspberry Beret<\/li>\n
  15. The Supremes: \u00c2\u00a0Stoned Love<\/li>\n
  16. Ride: Twisterella<\/li>\n
  17. Stereolab: French Disko<\/li>\n
  18. Blueboy: Imipramine<\/li>\n
  19. Sister Sledge: Thinking Of You<\/li>\n
  20. Nancy Sinatra: These Boots Are Made For Walking<\/li>\n
  21. April March: Chick Habit<\/li>\n
  22. Shirley Bassey: Spinning Wheel<\/li>\n
  23. Gloria Jones: Tainted Love<\/li>\n
  24. Mel Torme: Coming Home Baby<\/li>\n
  25. Dexys: Plan B<\/li>\n
  26. Orange Juice: Blueboy<\/li>\n
  27. Blondie: Rapture (a tribute to the real Rapture in the news)<\/li>\n
  28. Felt: Sunlight Bathed The Golden Glow<\/li>\n
  29. The Cure: Boys Don’t Cry<\/li>\n
  30. Style Council: Speak Like A Child<\/li>\n
  31. Labelle: Lady Marmalade<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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