Can’t believe how much time has elapsed since the last entry. If nothing else, putting on a club night forces me to connect with the real world and stops me spiralling into Olympic lethargy.<\/p>\n
When organising things via email, I have found that a sound engineer often signs off with ‘cheers mate’, while a promotions officer tends to add little ‘x’s, even though I am not the former’s mate or the latter’s lover. PRs offering kisses sight unseen makes sense, but I wonder why more sound engineers can’t put kisses in their signature too. Heavy lifting shouldn’t necessarily preclude lightness of touch. <\/p>\n
I once knew a camp young man who did the sound at a gig venue. He was sacked for apparently not doing a good enough job. Only thing was, his replacement, a more butch, blokier gentleman who favoured tour t-shirts and was no stranger to the phrase ‘you can really taste the hops’, didn’t make the PA sound any better, at least not to my ears. It was neither engineer’s fault: like so many small venue PAs, the sound system was a cheap mess of battered speakers, broken cables and dented microphones stinking of a hundred amateur singers’ gingivitis. There was only so much one could do. The venue manager just wanted to employ someone who looked more like a sound engineer, that was all. All jobs are acting jobs. <\/p>\n
All of which leads me to an extremely late plug for tonight’s Against Nature. Here’s the details. I’ve worked out that I need 36 people turning up and paying full price in order to break even. Watch this space tomorrow to find out if I succeed. Better still, come along. <\/p>\n
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\nAGAINST NATURE
\nWEDS 7TH JULY 2010
\nA speakeasy for dressed-up dandies and vintage vamps. DJs provide a rococo mix of easy listening, showtunes, and exotic pop, punctuated by silent movies, eccentric bands and unconventional cabaret.<\/p>\n
Performing live this month:<\/p>\n
TOM ALLEN MR MISTRESS OPHELIA BITZ Plus guest DJs SOPHIA WYETH and host DICKON EDWARDS<\/p>\n Doors 8pm. DRESS CODE (optional but preferred): Vintage & dandy-esque.<\/p>\n
\nThe laconic comedian and star of ‘Bleak Expectations’ airs material from his new Edinburgh show, ‘Toughens Up’. http:\/\/www.tomindeed.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n
\nGender-blurring star of the boy-lesque scene, performing two separate acts.
\nhttp:\/\/www.myspace.com\/cabaretwhore<\/a><\/p>\n
\nPerforming as her alter ego, Mavarotti. Winner of the UK’s annual drag king contest, King Of The Castle. http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/opheliabitz<\/a><\/p>\n
\nLive acts 9.30pm-11.45pm.
\nDancing to 1am.
\nDoor charge: \u00a35 before 10pm. \u00a37 after.<\/p>\n