{"id":176,"date":"2004-04-07T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-07T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T23:00:00","slug":"caption-competition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/caption-competition\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Competition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Work continues apace in the &lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/www.scarletswell.co.uk\/&quot;&gt;Scarlet&apos;s Well&lt;\/a&gt; camp. Tickets for the London Spitz concert &lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/www.wegottickets.com\/gig.asp?3025&quot;&gt;are now available to buy online&lt;\/a&gt;, and the fourth album, &quot;The Dream Spider Of The Laughing Horse&quot; is released on May 3rd. It may not trouble the Real Charts, but it will delight those in search of some&#8230; luminous creatures in their pop music. <\/p>\n<p>In rehearsal, we&apos;re now tackling a few select Monochrome Set songs alongside the Scarlet&apos;s Well repertoire. The Spitz show will be Bid&apos;s first UK gig in eight years, and the spreading of a little happiness to M Set fans who never got to see his old group in concert seems only fair. I wonder what it must be like for the under-25-year-old members of the Scarlet&apos;s Well band when one&apos;s lead singer teaches you a new song to play, saying, &quot;Here&apos;s one I wrote a few years before you were born&#8230;&quot;<\/p>\n<p>The new album is sold in typically luxurious Siesta Records packaging: gaudy digipak with full colour 16 page booklet. Visually and aurally, it&apos;s utter joy on toast:<\/p>\n<p>&lt;img src=&quot;http:\/\/www.bid.clara.net\/swell\/booklet-dreamspider.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>When I&apos;m trying to get the album reviewed, the expensive artwork means I can only send out promo CD versions in simple cardboard wallets. <\/p>\n<p>But this is fair enough, I feel. The full package is too beautiful to give away en masse to indifferent whelks of no woman born. Some PR campaigns, like the one for the new Morrissey album, won&apos;t even let journalists own a copy of any kind. They have to go to the record company&apos;s own office, listen and take notes. When Taylor Parkes reviewed the last Morrissey album in 1997 for Melody Maker, he had to make do with a cassette. It&apos;s interesting how the more &quot;important&quot; an artist is, the more paranoid their record company is about losing sales to bootlegging. Yet they are exactly the sort of artists who can afford to lose such sales. <\/p>\n<p>One more interesting way of getting a full,  proper shop copy of &quot;The Dream Spider Of The Laughing Horse&quot; for nil pounds is by entering the Caption Competition at the SW website, featuring our esteemed accordion player, Mr White (&lt;lj user=martylog&gt;):<\/p>\n<p>&lt;img src=&quot;http:\/\/www.bid.clara.net\/forum\/bamboomartin.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Oh yes! Feel free to devise your own caption and post it on the new Forum at http:\/\/www.scarletswell.co.uk<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Work continues apace in the &lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/www.scarletswell.co.uk\/&quot;&gt;Scarlet&apos;s Well&lt;\/a&gt; camp. Tickets for the London Spitz concert &lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/www.wegottickets.com\/gig.asp?3025&quot;&gt;are now available to buy online&lt;\/a&gt;, and the fourth album, &quot;The Dream Spider Of The Laughing Horse&quot; is released on May 3rd. 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