{"id":172,"date":"2004-03-22T16:48:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-22T16:48:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T23:00:00","slug":"a-tarts-diary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/a-tarts-diary\/","title":{"rendered":"A Tart&apos;s Diary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the benefit of my friends, enemies, stalkers, and potential murderers, here&apos;s where to find or avoid me in Nocturnal London this week.<\/p>\n<p>Monday &#8211; Launch party for Modern Painters magazine, Photographers Gallery. <\/p>\n<p>Tuesday &#8211; Daytime &#8211; Visiting the Gaston exhibition with my father. Evening &#8211; The Dreaded Music Quiz, Boogaloo pub, Highgate. Ms Frost&apos;s team, and at her invitation. <\/p>\n<p>Wednesday &#8211; The Siren Suite, Atlantic Bar. Kash Point one-off spin-off night with classical music. 8pm to midnight, thankfully. <\/p>\n<p>Thursday &#8211; NFT1 &#8211; &quot;Teknolust&quot;. Camp sci-fi arthouse film, with Tilda Swinton. &lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/www.llgff.org.uk\/films_details.php?FilmID=188&quot;&gt;After party at Kash Point, the listing says&lt;\/a&gt;. Which I would go to anyway. <\/p>\n<p>Friday &#8211; Visiting Ms Denitto and Ms Spivack for the Camden Mews Film Club &#8211; &quot;Carry On Screaming&quot;. <\/p>\n<p>Saturday &#8211; Ms Gonzalez&apos;s birthday party in Collier&apos;s Wood. This means I have to decline an invite to another birthday party in Finsbury Park (Mr Robin&apos;s &#8211; invited by Ms Ellen). Ms G booked me first (some weeks ago), and like all sad clowns, I must honour my bookings. There has to be a system. Besides that, I&apos;m fairly certain I&apos;ve never been to Collier&apos;s Wood before. SW19 &#8211; the path less travelled. The unkind will doubtless add &quot;With reason.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>Sunday &#8211; Daytime &#8211; Scarlet&apos;s Well rehearsal, Stockwell. Followed by my first free evening in 7 days.<\/p>\n<p>The Teknolust film on Thursday night is the only event I have invited myself to, and thus have to pay. I am a great admirer of Ms Swinton and her serenely aloof, endlessly watchable features. <\/p>\n<p>So, very quickly, and not quite knowing how, I find my week mapped out for me. Living on benefits I have to budget my limited finances accordingly. Being unemployed is a full-time job. I&apos;m meant to be staying in more often, working on Fosca songs, Bid&apos;s songs, the novel, generally sorting out my clutter (both physical and mental), and chasing up possible means of getting paid for being Dickon Edwards. I will have to start saying &quot;No&quot; more regularly, with the utmost care, so as not to quash the possibility of future invitations. Just not this week, though. This week, I am a shamelessly grateful tart.<\/p>\n<p>Still, a diary mitigates indulgence, and I shall try to write about the events worth reading about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the benefit of my friends, enemies, stalkers, and potential murderers, here&apos;s where to find or avoid me in Nocturnal London this week. Monday &#8211; Launch party for Modern Painters magazine, Photographers Gallery. Tuesday &#8211; Daytime &#8211; Visiting the Gaston exhibition with my father. Evening &#8211; The Dreaded Music Quiz, Boogaloo pub, Highgate. Ms Frost&apos;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}