{"id":1621,"date":"2010-03-02T04:37:15","date_gmt":"2010-03-02T03:37:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/diary\/?p=1621"},"modified":"2010-03-02T05:00:50","modified_gmt":"2010-03-02T04:00:50","slug":"the-cruel-stare-of-the-cv-template","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/the-cruel-stare-of-the-cv-template\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cruel Stare Of The CV Template"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some things I really should plug.<\/p>\n<p>Mr MacGowan has made a charity record for Haiti, featuring his friends Nick Cave, Johnny Depp, Bobby Gillespie, Chryssie Hynde, Paloma Faith and others. It&#8217;s a rather devilish version of &#8216;I Put A Spell On You&#8217;, and comes out on March 8th. Proceeds go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.concern.net\">Concern<\/a>, the Dublin-based humanitarian organisation which has been working in Haiti since 1994.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/cZ6Qqe\">YouTube video of the song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/9ZMxWA\"> Facebook group<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/bj2ieH\"> Digital download pre-order page<\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve written a piece on pseudonyms for the New Escapologist magazine, issue 3. Purchasing info at <a href=\"www.new-escapologist.co.uk\">www.new-escapologist.co.uk<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a superb issue, focusing on up-to-date ways of &#8216;escaping&#8217; the soul-destroying aspects of modern life, without quite going entirely &#8216;off grid&#8217;, as they say. Editor Rob Wringham talks about how he effortlessly moved from Glasgow to Montreal, where he seems to be having an entirely nice time of things. Turns out Montreal&#8217;s cost of living is half the amount it is in Glasgow.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, more than a few bohemian friends have been making the big leap abroad of late &#8211; with Berlin being a particularly popular New World for modern Impuritans.<\/p>\n<p>Val G, DJ and promoter of London indie club nights like The Fanclub for some years, has just moved to Hong Kong, pretty much for good. &#8216;London&#8217;s dead&#8217;, she said.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it&#8217;s certainly dead expensive. Tube and bus fares have gone up, for a start. Even if an event is free, getting there and back and buying a drink or two still prohibits going out much more than once a fortnight, if one is on the dole, that is. Money just keeps running out, whatever I do.<\/p>\n<p>Much to my chagrin, I&#8217;ve had to sign up for a Job Centre job search programme, a mental health-based one. They want me to prepare a CV, which for me is the stuff of pure science fiction. &#8216;Just put down everything,&#8217; they said.<\/p>\n<p>What about the time, I muse, I was hired to be the only UK performer at the Stockholm International Poetry Festival? Or my engagement as guest of honour for an exhibition on male fashion, at a museum in The Hague? That was work I was considered qualified to do, after all &#8211; and head-hunted for it internationally. Those two invitations felt like achievements, that I was Of Use To The World, which is what a CV is meant to be about. But I rather think a typing speed of 45 words per minute (on a good day) is all that&#8217;s applicable.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m trying very hard not to add &#8216;Works Badly As Part Of A Team&#8217;, &#8216;Copes Badly Under Pressure&#8217;, and &#8216;Isn&#8217;t Very Good With People.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>As for emigration, much as I love London, if I did suddenly get an offer of an income abroad &#8211; Stockholm, say &#8211; I&#8217;d move like a shot. But I&#8217;m not holding my breath. Trying to stay sane, sheltered and fed is at present, ambition enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some things I really should plug. Mr MacGowan has made a charity record for Haiti, featuring his friends Nick Cave, Johnny Depp, Bobby Gillespie, Chryssie Hynde, Paloma Faith and others. It&#8217;s a rather devilish version of &#8216;I Put A Spell On You&#8217;, and comes out on March 8th. 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