{"id":138,"date":"2003-09-08T22:34:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-08T22:34:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T23:00:00","slug":"ebay-racing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/ebay-racing\/","title":{"rendered":"Ebay Racing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A new 21st Century spectactor sport &#8211; Ebay Racing. <\/p>\n<p>The rules are as follows. One puts a large amount of unwanted items of a similar format, in this case vinyl records, all on Ebay at once, pricing each one at a blanket 99p. This is just enough to cover fees and maximises the chance of a curious, impulsive buyer taking the plunge. Then you sit back and watch, placing mental bets on which ones will sell quicker and for a higher price, and which ones will have the world turning its collective nose up at them. <\/p>\n<p>&lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/cgi6.ebay.co.uk\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&amp;userid=wowasfriend&amp;include=0&amp;since=-1&amp;sort=3&amp;rows=50&quot;&gt;Click here for all the action.&lt;\/a&gt; <\/p>\n<p>So far, The Stone Roses are way out in front, while the likes of Shock Headed Peters lag behind. A criminal shame, as &quot;I Bloodbrother Be&quot; wipes the floor with anything those Mancunian purveyors of indie disco comfort food did, and if that record remains untaken after auction closure, I shall take a very low view of humanity indeed. As this is part of my ongoing &quot;Life Laundry&quot;, anything unsold goes into the crusher, with no exceptions. <\/p>\n<p>How interesting that the Sugarcubes singles, of all things, have been quickly snapped up, while a Smiths single with b-sides unavailable on CD remains unloved. Fair enough that one such b-side is the somewhat lacklustre &quot;Work Is A Four-Letter Word&quot;, but &quot;I Keep Mine Hidden&quot; is the very last Morrissey &amp; Marr composition, and surely warrants 99p of somebody&apos;s money. <\/p>\n<p>I&apos;m reminded of a visit to an indie disco where the floor cleared for The Beach Boys&apos; &quot;Darlin&apos;&quot;, but filled for Belle and Sebastian. I think it&apos;s far to say that even Belle and Sebastian themselves would comment in a &quot;without whom&#8230;&quot; manner.<\/p>\n<p>The thing I will miss most about vinyl is the joy of wrap-around gatefold sleeve artwork. Not least as evinced on &lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/cgi.ebay.co.uk\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;category=27343&amp;item=2556911662&quot;&gt;this Nancy Sinatra album&lt;\/a&gt;.<\/p>\n<p>Newsflash!  Spiritualized have suddenly taken the lead! Over to you, Gary&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Well, Dickon, this is a turn up for the books. &quot;Lazer Guided Melodies&quot; is perfectly available on CD, but clearly its vinyl incarnation is not to be sniffed at&#8230;&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Update a few minutes later:<\/p>\n<p>&quot;And there goes I Bloodbrother Be! Could a sinister 80s indie-cabaret classic give Jason Spaceman&apos;s druggy furrow-ploughers a run for their money..?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Well, it beats watching the cricket.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A new 21st Century spectactor sport &#8211; Ebay Racing. The rules are as follows. One puts a large amount of unwanted items of a similar format, in this case vinyl records, all on Ebay at once, pricing each one at a blanket 99p. This is just enough to cover fees and maximises the chance of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}