{"id":1130,"date":"2009-04-15T21:06:59","date_gmt":"2009-04-15T20:06:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/diary\/?p=1130"},"modified":"2009-04-15T21:20:13","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T20:20:13","slug":"not-a-dealer-anyway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/not-a-dealer-anyway\/","title":{"rendered":"Not The Dealer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recent outings. Three birthday parties in London pubs, one for Mr Stephen Harwood (Browns, St Martin&#8217;s Lane), one for Ms Shanthi Sivanesen (The Duke, Roger Street), and one for\u00c2\u00a0 Ms Heather Malone (Big Red bar, Holloway Road).<\/p>\n<p>At all three I notice I&#8217;ve cast myself yet again as the lone invitee who knows the birthday person but who doesn&#8217;t really know any of the other friends there. So I do wonder what the others think when I turn up and greet the birthday person affectionately, but politely wave and try to catch the names of everyone else. To this end, I&#8217;ve been sometimes mistaken for a boyfriend, or a hoped-for boyfriend. Though I&#8217;ve yet to be taken for that other role fitting such a position at parties &#8211; the birthday drug dealer.<\/p>\n<p>Big Red in Holloway Road is a curious place. The decor is a kind of crossover rockabilly, heavy metal and Goth &#8211; black walls, low lights, barmaids in gingham and punkish hairdos. Two pinball machines: one based on the band Kiss, the other on Doctor Who. With Sylvester McCoy as the main Doctor.<\/p>\n<p>In amongst this tattoo-compatible gloom, one rare source of brightness\u00c2\u00a0 is a small TV mounted high above the bar showing, inexplicably, a golf match.<\/p>\n<p>Friday before last was an early evening event at the London Transport Museum in Covent Garden. Organised by Travis Elborough. I&#8217;m employed to do a spot of DJ-ing, Cathi Unsworth reads a short story of hers (Ms U being a Good Hair Author), and the band The Real Tuesday Weld &#8211; who once supported Fosca in Athens &#8211; play a set, starting with the singer and clarinettist performing on the open top deck of one of the vintage buses in the museum. Even better &#8211; the singer holds an umbrella. Their set is slightly curtailed by a power failure towards the end, and I&#8217;m now wondering if it&#8217;s to do with the use of an open umbrella indoors, thus invoking bad luck. Worth it for the bus top performance, though.<\/p>\n<p>I get the impression the LTM is one of those word-of-mouth museums in London which more people really need to know about. Since it was revamped a few years ago, everyone I know who&#8217;s been sings its praises to the hilt. Favourite exhibit for me is the London Bus Conductor&#8217;s Dressing Mirror, with a list of cardinal London Transport rules from a time outworn printed along the side, such as &#8216;Always Be Clean Shaven&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>My DJ playlist:<\/p>\n<p>Tom Lehrer &#8211; The Masochism Tango (single version)<br \/>\nLouis Armstrong &#8211; Mack The Knife<br \/>\nEartha Kitt &#8211; I Want To Be Evil<br \/>\nBugsy Malone Film Soundtrack &#8211; Bad Guys<br \/>\nPeggy Lee &#8211; Fever<br \/>\nAndy Williams &#8211; House of Bamboo<br \/>\nFrank Sinatra &#8211; Let&#8217;s Face The Music And Dance<br \/>\nElla Fitzgerald &#8211; Night And Day<br \/>\nThe Chordettes &#8211; Mister Sandman<br \/>\nLouis Armstrong &#8211; Cabaret<br \/>\nBuddy Greco &#8211; The Lady Is A Tramp<br \/>\nMarilyn Monroe &#8211; Diamonds Are A Girl&#8217;s Best Friend (Swing Cats Remix)<br \/>\nDory Previn &#8211; Yada Yada La Scala<br \/>\nBryan Ferry &#8211; These Foolish Things<br \/>\nTopsy Turvy Film Soundtrack &#8211; Three Little Maids<br \/>\nAnita O&#8217;Day &#8211; You&#8217;re The Top<br \/>\nNancy Sinatra &#8211; These Boots Are Made For Walking<br \/>\nUte Lemper &#8211; All That Jazz (solo album version)<br \/>\nGlenn Miller &#8211; In The Mood<br \/>\nAlessi Brothers &#8211; Oh Lori<br \/>\nThe Flamingos &#8211; I Only Have Eyes For You<br \/>\nShirley Bassey &#8211; Big Spender<br \/>\nSerge Gainsbourg &#8211; Initials B.B.<br \/>\nBrigitte Bardot (subject of the above song) &#8211; Everybody Wants My Baby<br \/>\nBlossom Dearie &#8211; I&#8217;m Hip (contains the lyric &#8216;once again, play Mack The Knife.&#8217; So&#8230;)<br \/>\nBobby Darin &#8211; Mack The Knife<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recent outings. Three birthday parties in London pubs, one for Mr Stephen Harwood (Browns, St Martin&#8217;s Lane), one for Ms Shanthi Sivanesen (The Duke, Roger Street), and one for\u00c2\u00a0 Ms Heather Malone (Big Red bar, Holloway Road). At all three I notice I&#8217;ve cast myself yet again as the lone invitee who knows the birthday [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[155,126,156],"class_list":["post-1130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-birthdays","tag-dj-ing","tag-london-transport-museum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1130"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1139,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1130\/revisions\/1139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}