{"id":107,"date":"2003-03-11T20:50:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-11T20:50:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T23:00:00","slug":"great-song-titles-of-our-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/great-song-titles-of-our-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Great Song Titles Of Our Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have no idea what the band Torture Shoe sound like (apparently they&apos;re a bit like Squarepusher, so I suppose that means bleeps and clicking noises all round), but I&apos;m rather fond of their titles.<\/p>\n<p>Their album is called  &quot;That Last Stage Of Syphilis Really Caught Me By Suprise&quot;, and its tracklisting is as follows:<\/p>\n<p>  1. I Don&apos;t Smell Of Urine Anymore<br \/>\n  2. A Scoliotic Spine In My Stomach<br \/>\n  3. Aspirating Meconium<br \/>\n  4. Donating Expired Food To Flood Victims<br \/>\n  5. Perfectly Good Ova<br \/>\n  6. Taste The Arm<br \/>\n  7. Skip This Track<br \/>\n  8. This Song Is Weak And Should Not Have Been Included<br \/>\n  9. Jackie&apos;s Finger Hurts: Does That Mean Cancer?<br \/>\n10. Slicing Ankles<br \/>\n11. I Have Never Before Used The Word Stratagem During Conversation<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have no idea what the band Torture Shoe sound like (apparently they&apos;re a bit like Squarepusher, so I suppose that means bleeps and clicking noises all round), but I&apos;m rather fond of their titles. Their album is called &quot;That Last Stage Of Syphilis Really Caught Me By Suprise&quot;, and its tracklisting is as follows: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}