{"id":1056,"date":"2009-02-28T19:43:08","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T18:43:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickonedwards.co.uk\/diary\/?p=1056"},"modified":"2009-02-28T19:53:37","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T18:53:37","slug":"formerly-in-bruges","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/archive\/formerly-in-bruges\/","title":{"rendered":"Formerly In Bruges"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back in Highgate after an impromptu mini holiday in Bruges, and feeling much better.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d woken up on Wednesday morning, grumpy and ill from a headachey virus that&#8217;s apparently doing the rounds, and wondered what it might be like to just run away and leave the country for a spell. I had moments like this all the time while on the dole.<\/p>\n<p>This time, I could actually afford it. Couldn&#8217;t face a plane with the headache. Had to be a stylish and Decadent location reachable by Eurostar.<\/p>\n<p>Been to Paris before, but not Bruges. Always wanted to go there after reading those books by Georges Rodenbach: &#8216;Bruges-la-morte&#8217;, &#8216;The Bells Of Bruges&#8217;, and &#8216;Bruges 3 &#8211; This Time It&#8217;s Personal.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Then there&#8217;s the recent Colin Farrell movie about two gangsters escaping there: &#8216;In Bruges&#8217;. It&#8217;s got everything you could possibly want from a movie: comedy, morality and extreme violence.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m also aware &#8211; after the event &#8211; that Bruges is where Stephen Fry ran off to when he had his mid 90s nervous breakdown. And I&#8217;ve just found it was the setting for &#8216;The Nun&#8217;s Story&#8217;, that Audrey Hepburn film that always seems to be on TV at lunchtime.<\/p>\n<p>So by 3pm I was sipping champagne with free refills on the Eurostar (Leisure Class wasn&#8217;t much more than Standard). By tea-time I was in a 60% off four star hotel room in Bruges, courtesy of one of those &#8216;we find you the cheapest deal&#8217; websites.<\/p>\n<p>So: Bruges. Cobbled streets, medieval brick houses, Gothic churches, canals and bridges, bicycles, every other shop either selling chocolates or Mr Farrell&#8217;s &#8216;gay beers&#8217;, one Tintin shop, one Phial Of Holy Blood, and one enormous tower with a belfry, The Belfort, which plays a pivotal role in the Farrell film.<\/p>\n<p>I spent most of the three days trying to think just what The Belfort reminded me of. One of the Two Towers in the Lord of the Rings? Not quite.<\/p>\n<p>Then it hit me. It looks like one of those rotating gun-like industrial machines that puts buttons onto clothes. A massive, sinister, Gothic button machine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in Highgate after an impromptu mini holiday in Bruges, and feeling much better. I&#8217;d woken up on Wednesday morning, grumpy and ill from a headachey virus that&#8217;s apparently doing the rounds, and wondered what it might be like to just run away and leave the country for a spell. I had moments like this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[140],"class_list":["post-1056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bruges"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1056"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1064,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056\/revisions\/1064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dickonedwards.com\/diary\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}